and to think i was gonna post about gay blogs!. :P

that was just freaking funny!!!....but kinda loabi too...in a creepy, stalker sorta way...

ok..ok..im getting ahead of myself..lemme tell you what REALLY happened..*giggle*

i have a lil stalker!!! tehe...i went to my first extra class today! yippee!! and unlike a LOT of other people..i managed to get in too.. double yippee!!..anyways, my class ended around 9, and since i had math tiution at 10 avahah geyah aee ekani hingaafa..been walking alone varah ginain midhuvaskolhu especially from school..but today was a lil bit harder cux i was sorta koru jahanings form a (very fakuru looking) injury i got this weekend..back to the topic, hingaa iruves i dont take a lot of notice of the people on the road...anehen moonah balalan dho..but not enough to really notice them..anyways, miadhu geyah aissa maths tiution nimaali iru sidi kairiga there was a guy...probly around 15-16 years of age..hudhu kulaige t-shirt eh laigen...really really fair...and kinda short around my height.....i thought kokko hodhan aissa kamah..so i just alhanulanings him and kaan isheeni gossa (my kokko made me raha eh nula noodles! :| ) the guy comes up, sorta fidgeting, and...

him: arykko....? (afternote: after a lil interogation he revealed he heard my friends call me that..)

me: err...huh?? (still more interested in my not so tasty noodles)

him: umm...vahaka dhakalevidhaane tha?...(keeps looking around nervously)

me: me??? *stares for 5 seconds* do i know you......??? O_O <-yup! i was lo bodu kuranings at him.. :P

him: no no...umm...*mumble* *mumble*

me: hmm.....(goes to inspect him a lil better) kihiney ve? O_o

him: kurin dhuvahu chse in ana than fenuney....miadhu ves fenunu...so, i kinda followed you...ekamu mihisaabah aissa konme dhuvahaku gehlanee...varah ehen gethah ves hodhin....migeyah aima buni tiution ga yo..so madu kohli...emeehun (my granma and granpa) varah faadakah balan thibee..so beyruga madukuri tiution nimendhen... :) <- yeah, he gave me the baby smile!...aww...

me: O_O are you for serious???...... who put you up to this???

him: umm....

me: ok..ok...konamako kiyane? (offering the kiddo a seat on the sofa)

him: you can call me imma.. :)

me: this is just...too.......

him: maa lahun dho miadhevunee.... :S

me: aan..maa bodah ves..

there was a lotta small talk with me trying to get vanings the whole situation..and finally i told him it was too late for house visits and he went all "i will come a lil early next time"...it was just too damn funny!!!!....and he looked so naive and innocent...it was just...soo.......seriously, if it had been like any other partey sorta guy..i would have called up everybody in the house and got him out in 2 seconds...but the kiddo looked so innocent...and so neingifa..and he kept trying to act varah calm but he was sooo nervous...(the fact that i was wearing a tshirt that said 'you are boring me' and had my enormous kokko whose around 5'7 looking at him as though he was gonna kill him with his eyes probably dint help the poor kid either ;P)

life is just full of weird surprises these days...hehe....a kid stalker...hmm... :P

20 comments:

  • nass | February 1, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    that wasn't so bad...

    "(the fact that i was wearing a tshirt that said 'you are boring me' and had my enormous kokko whose around 5'7 looking at him as though he was gonna kill him with his eyes probably dint help the poor kid either ;P)" - this part made me laugh..

    but i'll have to praise the guy for having the guts.. :)

  • Anonymous | February 2, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    if there's anything surprising about all this its the fact that you have tuition at 10 pm. Mathematics from 10 to 11??!? :S

    oh and congrats on ur first stalker. here's a song dedicated to you two:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brRbGJsMQNc

  • Iya | February 2, 2009 at 12:53 AM

    i cant believe i read this...

    this is 5 minutes of my life im never getting back.

    meh.

  • DarkCasanova | February 2, 2009 at 1:28 AM

    hats off to that "stalker" guy...ofcause he was "stalking" u cause he dint know what else to do..poor kid atleast had the guts to aproach u soo he did good...

    given a bit of trainning n stuff i bet he would have handled it smoothly..

    well juz dont break the lil guys heart hehehe

  • arykko | February 2, 2009 at 3:58 AM

    @ nass : hehe...yeah..

    @ simplyinsane: O.o

    @ anonymous: yeah..i know... :S..but its a'levels...adn u gotta sacrifiiiice (8) sumtimes :P

    btw...the song...funny as hell!!...hehe

    @ paperclippenny: :)

    @ iya: you are welcome :D

    @ DarkCasanova: i'll tell him you said so :P

  • arykko | February 2, 2009 at 3:59 AM

    oh, and thanks everybody for the comments...hehe...the title generated a lot more of an audience than the story i suppose :P :P

  • Frostmourne | February 2, 2009 at 5:56 AM

    Does this blog secretly market you around as a 'hot' product or what? And btw, 5'7" is not obnoxiously large. Do you also believe your "A" cup boobs are humongous as well?

  • arykko | February 2, 2009 at 6:31 AM

    @ frostmourne: lmfao..hell no, i dont think being stalked by a lil 15 year old qualifies me as a 'hot product'! the reason i posted the story was cux it was funny as hell and its friggin my blog and i could write me off as anything (if!!!) i want to. :)

    the problem with ppl like you is..you like to think of urself as superior to other ppl...you like to think that only you can see the world as it really is...and that all of us are just assholes and bitches whom you have some mysterious power to see through into....but dude..get a life...seriously..soemtimes a post is just what it is...a friggin post..the only reason i posted it in this blog is..CUX ITS MINE!..and i dont have any need to advertise myself as hot..and by just readin one post you have no right to diss me in anyway..and the fact that you did..it just shows how narrow minded you are...and how disgusting your thoughts are..(refer to the boob comment for more details on disgusting thoughts)

    (more weird ppl i meet)

  • Iya | February 4, 2009 at 9:47 PM

    well, hats off for the rant. the title DID generate more readers than the post.

    i think that you are right in the sense that this is YOUR blog and you can post what the fuck ever you want in here. but, in that sense, frostmourne also has every right to diss you in the comments section.

    by the way, i also believe that the world is full of fucking bastards and filthy bitches. then there are people too naive to see the world for what it is.

    The need to believe that something supernatural is evil is irrelevant, for men are capable of far worse.

    but that doesnt mean i dont have a life. people are different.

  • lilly | February 5, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    hehe.. thts interesting.. and yahh funnyy too.. lmao..
    keke...

  • .mini | February 6, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    hehe,
    as nass said, he has the guts eventhough he looked nervous and all :P
    and yeah, the title has nothing to do with the post :P whyd you do that? (eye roll)

  • arykko | February 6, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    personal experiment? :P

  • ...a M H a R ™... | February 16, 2009 at 8:21 PM

    Gud work kiddo!! <=== to ur stalker :P haha

  • Crimson Solace | February 20, 2009 at 8:17 PM

    hahahahah....haadha kaamiyaabey dho.....guys following u home from school.....soon you'll be needing body guard to keep them off you:P.....hahaha thanx for the laugh....this was indeed hillarious

  • shaari | March 21, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    well, i wouldn't call him a stalker. a stalker is the kind of person you'd wanna get rid of & never want to be near you. this guy is too innocent & looks like you're actually kinda fond of him :-) i admire him for doing what he had to do. he wanted to talk to you & did right that.

  • Hishumer | June 1, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    OMG!!! I remember this day! Hhahaha! I was just leaving when the guy arrived. Been meaning to ask you :P.. Never got round to it and completely fogot. Hahaha! ANd nowww.. Zamaan gndeh fahun I see this. LOL!

    And yeah, saw you go all lo bodu at him :P Hahahah! Majaanes!!!