Breakups mean:

• you are going to be branded 'pathetic' if you got dumped...a 'bitch' if you dumped him/her..
• you will be constantly finding reasons NOT to go out
• when you do go out...its likely that you will feel like you have 'I'M SINGLE' branded on you forehead
• you will start a weird obsession of staring at your phone...a lot
• the messages in your phone are going to be read...over..and over...and over..(including the call me backs)
• you will cry while watching every single episode of One Tree Hill...and all those lovey-dovey movies
• everybody around you will suddenly start having stable/perfect relationships
• your newest hobby would become staring at the ceiling
• you are likely to become a studyaholic/workaholic
• sleepless nights (duh!!)
• its like getting pregnant...you might get this craving...any time..and you have to (i repeat, HAVE TO) have it..whatever it is...whatever the time is...
• you start pondering about the big questions in life..like the meaning of life and death..and why we are here..(you know, ..deep shit)
• you end up talking to strangers...a lot..and saying stuff...a lot
• your personal msgs on msn and facebook statuses become extremely emo..
• you feel guilty everytime you laugh
• you get flashbacks out of the blue
• and you end up staring at the mirror a lot
• basically, i guess you do a lot of staring..
• oh, and you might try to change your appearence in some way..(haircuts..werido hairdos..extreme piercings)
• (if the break up was because of sumthin stupid he/she did) you will feel an extreme need to rebel against his/her comments/compliments...(eg: if he compliments your hair..you WILL feel an urge to cut it...like CUT it..!)
• you will start checking his/her blog on a daily basis
• you will starr checking his/her fb status every hour or so
• your room will slowly deteriorate into a state of unfixableness
• sudden urges to go out and party will come...and go...in a matter of minutes..
• craving for ice cream (duh!)
• craving for chocolate (double duh!)
• lowered self esteem
• you will start taking little things very personally and very (very!) emotionally
• you will go into mourning (ie, wear black a lot)
• you will wear loads of eye liner and andhun to prevent people from noticing your puffy eyes
• short term memory loss
• attention deficiency
• talking in shakespearen lingo..wayy too much
• your attire doesnt change for days..mostly huge tshirts with shorts..
• signing up for thing you don't have time for (like yoga, martial arts, cake decorationg (we all know why) maa jehun, ) <- yoga does sound appealing ^^
• get extremely jealous of hiro nakamura
• get back on track with your reading
• drawing (even if you dont know how to ) broken hearts...everywhere..(EVERYWHERE!)
• updating your blog in a daily/weekly basis...mostly with love-sick posts and depressing poetry
• reminicing about the 'good times'
• 'accidental' calls to the ex-boyfriend/girlfriend
• burning/throwing/melting/any sort of destructive method being used to destroy any gifts/flowers/cards recieved during the course of the relationship (if it was an ugly break up)
• sleeping with gifts/flowers/cards recieved
• staring at gifts/flowers/cards recieved
• rings...oh dont even get me started on rings..!
• if you have a camera..your photography will become extremely depressing
• your lips become cracked
• change in weight (may increase or decrease depending on individual)
• having to get back in the 'game' buut, you are too tired for the game..
• changing your whole perspective of life...
• no more horny dreams of just one girl
• no more nightmares/dreams of married life
• extreme horni-ness
• cats will suddenly become very friendly with you..and you will feel the need to adopt one..(DONT!)
• shopping! shopping! and more shopping!
• being broke...
• no more eating out because you are broke
• reminicing of the days you were broke...and you could still eat out..*sigh*
• doing freaky daredevil stunts which end up really wrong (either in the hospital or the police office)
• celebrating freedom!...and craving for unfreedom (i know thats not a word!..but do u want me to say slavery?)
• you become rather fond of animals..(no! thats not what i meant! perv! -_-)
• you start singing 'sexy back' in the shower
• you start blaming everything on the breakup

oh, this is probably going to be a continuing list...and includes opinions that are common and unique to many others out there...so feel free to add in anything more..

oh oh, and this work is purely fiction :P so don't start lecturing me about being obsessive/unhappy/depression...blah blah...i just needed to write this...just for the heck of writing it...aiite?