Drama from the sidewalk - Just A Theory

two 'partey' at a street corner staring at a pretty girl walking by

partey 1: *whistles* hey sexy lady... *wink*

(pretty girl stops dead on her feet)

pretty girl: what do you think you are doing? eh? you really think that by hooting and calling me 'sexy' with that suggextive tone in your voice is really going to get me interested in you? or that pathetic winking is going to make me think of you as something more than a disgusting pervert whose life serves no purpose other than to aimlessly pace around the corners of streets trying to find girls to hoot at, which i would like to add is a pretty damn stupid method to use if you actually want to get a woman for you...which leads me to think that maybe, just maybe you are not interested in getting the girl...maybe you are just hoping that by doing so, you would be seen as somebody with hetreosexuality and maybe convince your miserable heart who is aching for that piece of meat right next to you, otherwise.... *winks back, turns around and leaves*

(silence)

partey 2: hey man...err...i gotta go home..my mum called me a coupla hours ago..err..see ya man...*dashes off*

(this work is purely fictional...)

5 comments:

  • mushimas | May 5, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    da only SLIGHTEST possible way is if da dude ISN'T drunk and wat u say is true abt dat dude...
    otherwise u're likely to b grabd &... da rest u can imagine urself

  • arykko | May 9, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    a girl can dream right? :p

  • Anonymous | May 9, 2009 at 9:13 PM

    I think the subtle situation here suggested (reference to "heterosexuality") is true indeed for some cases.

    A man who is truly interested in a woman will not behave this way. This whistling thing is the behavior of men who hate women.

    In other words, I think some of these idle youths on the streets maybe closeted gays, that's why such anti-women behaviour though they don't know what they are really doing and they actually think they are being 'gaddaa'.

    Little actions like these actually reveal big things about people like their hidden sexuality.

    Great post.

  • mushimas | May 10, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    gdluck with da dream then :P

  • hudhumaa | May 17, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    damn ... if u only knew how to say that in dhivehi :P

    * winks *